joke of the day

whats the difference between a profession and a vocation?
we were asked by an accounting professor. the ans: profession uses more intellect than vocation. ie you can say accounting is a profession while construction is a vocation.

then my prof went on to say that being a pastor is a vocation. not because you don't use intellect but because Pastors just do what God tells them to do.

hm......low blow.hahah